You took your time.
Yeah, I didn’t get the shopping.
What? Why not?
Because I had a row, in the shop, with a chip-and-PIN machine.
Sherlock + his doorbell
can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best
can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now
the most underrated Sherlock quote in the history of underrated Sherlock quotes
WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME
he’s like a teenage girl at a sleepover
People say there’s no such thing as coincidence. What dull lives they must lead.