imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
what a sick president
legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem
on-screen team vs. off-screen team
lets all take a moment to appreciate rdj’s pants
Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious
I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB
She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.
Was it revenge for the braids?
"Jiggery-pokery, is that a technical term?"
reblog this and ill put a cheesy pickup line in your inbox
back to school commercials
back to school commercials after graduation